[ See Jade.

See Jade sitting in snow, surrounded by snowmen.
And snow women.
And snowdogs, snowrobots, and snowAIs. ]Merry Christmas! I tried to make a snowman for every person on the station, but I think I forgot some. I never celebrated it at home like this, with the decorations and the tree and stuff...especially since it was just me and my dog ( Read more... )

So...if I wanted to go dinosaur hunting, who would go with me?

[ She pulls out her rifle, obviously ready for the HUNT. ]

Are there even dinosaurs here? Do you think we can find them? Oh! And no pregnant people allowed! You might get hurt!

Can someone take shirts out or something? My atom shirt has stopped fitting, and I can't figure out why...but the shoulders and the chest are kind of too small!

[ Holds it up to the camera for inspection.
Yes, the wonders of puberty. She's almost fourteen and what is this? ]Thanks in advance, I guess! If you want to trade something for it, I don't ( Read more... )

[ PRIVATE to JOHN EGBERT ]
( Non-IC cut. )

I think I have a problem...

[ She turns the video to face her room. What once was simply a vibrant collection of flowers and vegetables is now ridiculously overgrown plants, to the point where Jade's room looks more like a jungle than a bedroom. DID SOMEONE SAY HUMAN-SIZED TOMATOES? ]I didn't mean to make them grow, it just kind of happened! I ( Read more... )

'Sup, coolkid! You promised me swimming, and I found scuba stuff and everything, so we should go! Maybe today? Or whenever you're free, I guess, and not too busy!

[ SHE LOOKS ENTIRELY TOO EXCITED??? Also she's singing quietly under her breath, to the tune of this song. Changing the lyrics slightly of course. Dave can probably hear the soft music ( Read more... )

I'm making brownies for everybody, if anyone wants some. Or cookies, or... [ She thinks. ] fruit salad! Everybody seems like they need cheering up, so I am going to make things.

Let me know where you are, and I'll bring some to you, okay? Oh, and tell me what kind you want!

[ She waves at the camera, and then switches to some filtered posts. ]

( filtered to kimiko )

[ The video starts and reveals Jade, standing in a ridiculous-looking black and orange dress that might be covered in crow feathers. Okay, so it is covered in crow feathers. She's got ridiculous war paint-looking marks on her face, and her arms also have the same marks. There's even some birdseed in sacks sitting behind her, as well as...a tub of ( Read more... )

[ A beaming face appears on the screen! ]

The Awesome Girl Squad is now recruiting new members! Basically anyone that's a girl and thinks they are cool, or can do awesome things, is free to apply! I'm the co-president with Kimiko, and we will do all the things! I am pretty sure that the station will give us more than enough fun ( Read more... )

[ The feed turns on to a rather silly (and sultry?) looking Jade, dressed up in a pirate!Mindfang outfit that was clearly loaned to her by one Vriska Serket. She's squinting at the camera -- probably because her glasses are missing. ]

Avast, first mate Dave! [ So embarrassed. She's entirely red. ] I am a sexy gamblignant pirate chick. Possibly the ( Read more... )